Hi Alex,
Oh my, we have much to talk about son. Where to begin?
Are you the young man who is the BMX stud? See, I would know this but your mom unfriended me on Facebook. And your Dad apparently doesn't allow people to look at his other friends so I can't even look at your Mom's pictures of you being a BMX stud any more.
Soooo... do you realize what your Dad does at his job? Disgusting. but someone has to do it. I am positive he has money but he claims he doesn't. ;-)
Please let me pre-apologize for some of the many things you may see here on Monster Muleys and please do not take any of the pictures to school or talk like some guys on here do. And do not feel like it's OK to ridicule people simply because they post pistures on here. Of course, stinkystomper is the exception to the rule. He is fair game any time.
Also, unlike your Dad apparently you CAN spell, so please keep the words "stalk" vs "stock" clear in your head and use them correctly. And if you ever come on here and use "are" when you should be using "our" I will drive to Utah and tan your hide myself.
No matter what your Dad may tell you in some beverage induced moment of weakness, never, ever, go to the Chatroom. A guy named JB hangs out there and will corrupt you in a heartbeat. NEVER open an email from him either.
Now, if you have any ideas on how to bring back the Utah deer herd to pre-19something-something levels, by all means, go up on the mule deer forum and present them. You couldn't be any further out in left field than half of the "biologists" on this site.
Seriously Alex, welcome aboard!
