Hell,
"Kitten Killer" is one of the nicer things I've been called on this lowlife inbred infested forum!! I'll take that one over the other names I've been called.
Why just the other day on the mule deer forum some feeble attempt at a hound guy called me a "dic-head"... Boy, that one hurt. That boy really knows how to bring a man to his knees weeping.
I'll take Kitten killer, given the other alternatives. My motto is don't shoot until you see the spots on their back, and the fear in their tiny eyes.
I would just throw the little furballs down to my dogs and let them do the job, but I'm afraid the kitten would whip the hell out of my pack and leave me facing a life of humiliation.
Don't listen to Ed and CB, they are just a couple of drunken criminal types... I treed at least 25 of those lions last year sitting next to CB on a barstool. The other five I treed in Ed's bedroom while he was working the nightshift.
Keep the names coming cuz I've had intelligent people try to insult me. But I don't foresee killing any kittens anytime soon. I can't kill what I can't catch. Once I can get my grubby mitts on one of those No. Utah black and tans, or one of those Idaho bred soft footed hot nosed walker dogs, I'll be back in business!!! Kittens beware!!!
-Junkyard Dawg