Full body massage??

kingfish · Feb 15, 2013

Anyone had one?? I had my first tonight along with my girlfriend...OMG!!! We are going to do that once a month...Amazing...

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

zekers · Feb 15, 2013

I'm always more tense after a massage spending an hour trying not to fart or sprout wood...

ZIGGER · Feb 15, 2013

>I'm always more tense after a
>massage spending an hour trying
>not to fart or sprout
>wood...

lol....no kidding

Genghis Khan raped so many women that 1 in 200 people today carry his genes..

ZIGGER · Feb 15, 2013

>Anyone had one?? I had my
>first tonight along with my
>girlfriend...OMG!!! We are going to
>do that once a month...Amazing...
>
welcome to 2013 kingfish.....

Genghis Khan raped so many women that 1 in 200 people today carry his genes..

feddoc · Feb 15, 2013

LAST EDITED ON Feb-15-13 AT 09:27PM (MST)[p]>I'm always more tense after a
>massage spending an hour trying
>not to fart or sprout
>wood...

Some guys on here...would be happy if they COULD sprout wood.

kilowatt · Feb 15, 2013

kingfish.....you have not lived untill you have a "Helicopter Spin".

Brian
http://i25.tinypic.com/fxbjgy.jpg[/IMG]

RELH · Feb 15, 2013

If kingfish had a "helicopter spin" would that cause him to outer-rotate and crash to earth?

RELH

1911 · Feb 15, 2013

>kingfish.....you have not lived untill you
>have a "Helicopter Spin".
>
>Brian
>http://i25.tinypic.com/fxbjgy.jpg[/IMG]

Last time Kilo got one she said, " I love you long time G.I. you no too bookoo."

Zim · Feb 15, 2013

My g/f gives me asian full body massages all the time. But for Christmas she took me to her salon where her butch pro masseus worked me over. I could not believe how strong her hands were to do that an hour straight. Almost hurt, but ya very good stuff. Everyone should do this occasionally.

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1911 · Feb 15, 2013

>My g/f gives me asian full
>body massages all the time.
> But for Christmas she
>took me to her salon
>where her butch pro masseus
>worked me over. I
>could not believe how strong
>her hands were to do
>that an hour straight.
>Almost hurt, but ya very
>good stuff. Everyone should
>do this occasionally.
>
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It's all fun & games until the VICE squad shows up Zim.

elkassassin · Feb 15, 2013

So Zim?

Another Asian Huh?

Happy Ending?

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

elkassassin · Feb 15, 2013

Was it kinda like this kingfish?

Hope Not!

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

Bill_in_MI · Feb 15, 2013

...is it a "trout line" or a trot line.

Dam if I know

elkassassin · Feb 16, 2013

Don't know?

But it's Trout to me!

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

257Tony · Feb 16, 2013

You are both right. Its trout line the first time, trot line at the end of the song.

BuckSnort · Feb 16, 2013

It's trotline....

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elkassassin · Feb 16, 2013

Hey kingfish?

Did you let Ms King know I'm an Expert Masuese?

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

elkassassin · Feb 16, 2013

>It's trotline....
>
>

>
>Disclaimer:
>The poster does not take any
>responsibility for any hurt or
>bad feelings. Reading threads poses
>inherent risks. The poster would
>like to remind readers to
>make sure they have a
>functional sense of humor before
>they visit any discussion board.
>

Well!

Ask the Boys I was with at the Berry last Summer if I know what a trotline is!

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

BuckSnort · Feb 17, 2013

Well don't confuse it with a twattline ... Even though after a long hard day you will smell the same....lol

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Zim · Feb 18, 2013

>So Zim?
>
>Another Asian Huh?
>
>Happy Ending?

Yup, #16

One of these days I'll get it right.

Can't believe my current plan B. She is 50 but you'd swear was 25 max. What a cutie.

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kilowatt · Feb 18, 2013

Brian
http://i25.tinypic.com/fxbjgy.jpg[/IMG]

kingfish · Feb 18, 2013

LAST EDITED ON Feb-19-13 AT 06:01AM (MST)[p]This picture would be ok with just the one in the middle....

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

elkassassin · Feb 18, 2013

Be Nice if I could see it?

We can Skin a Buck,We can run a Trout Line, and a Country Boy Can Survive!

kingfish · Feb 19, 2013

Going in for a 90 minute massage this Friday evening with the girlfriend....I think I could get use to this....

Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

zekers · Feb 19, 2013

"with the girlfriend"... What? Who in their right mind brings sand to the beach?

Zim · Feb 19, 2013

The last time I posted photos the Zim haters jumped all over it and the thread got removed. I will only post if all promise to leave alone so as not to ruin the OP's thread. And I have no bikini pictures!

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