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LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-16 AT 06:30PM (MST)[p]A Buddy sent me this, if you don't like it, it's his fault!
The difference between
Oo and oO
Two young guys appear in court after
being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice
young men, and I'd like to give you
a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and
try to convince others of the evils of
drug use. I'll see you back in court
Monday. "On Monday, the judge asks
the first guy, "How did you do over
the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17
people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful.
How did you do it?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew
two circles like this: Oo. Then I told
them that the big circle is your brain
before drugs and the small circle is
your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy.
"And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156
people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people!
How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy
says. "I drew two circles like this: oO.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
'This is your butthole before prison ..."
Joey
"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
The difference between
Oo and oO
Two young guys appear in court after
being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice
young men, and I'd like to give you
a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and
try to convince others of the evils of
drug use. I'll see you back in court
Monday. "On Monday, the judge asks
the first guy, "How did you do over
the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17
people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful.
How did you do it?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew
two circles like this: Oo. Then I told
them that the big circle is your brain
before drugs and the small circle is
your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy.
"And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156
people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people!
How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy
says. "I drew two circles like this: oO.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
'This is your butthole before prison ..."
Joey
"It's all about knowing what your firearms practical limitations are and combining that with your own personal limitations!"
