I hate these things!

[Abiggerfish2fry]

While sitting on the pot he ran into the bathroom and I chit!


Bigfish

 

[elkassassin]

What did Ms (___________) (Fill in the Blank) say/Think?



Founder just Banned My Signature!
Hang in there!
I'm working on another one!

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

Doesn't know yet!


Bigfish

 

[ZIGGER]

.....put it in her panty drawer....



When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

>.....put it in her panty drawer....
>
>
>
>
>When you go swimming in the
>ocean, it is very cold,
>and it makes my willy
>small

If i did that she would cut my guppies off!



Bigfish

 

[Hardway]

Whew....I thought it was gonna be a condom or a wedding ring.

 

[NVPete]

I don't know which are CREEPIER-looking: solpugids,child of the earth(s), or scorpions. You wanna get creeped-out, look up the images on wikipedia...here's a couple better images for ya! I hate 'em all- UGLY bugs!

 

[NVPete]

Then the jungle of SE Asia had the biggest of the UGLIES...the emperor scorpions; BIG (seemed to be about 7-8 inches) and BLACK!
UGH!

 

[feddoc]

>

>
>While sitting on the pot he
>ran into the bathroom and
>I chit!
>
>
>Bigfish


Maybe you should change your diet.

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

Yep! drink more and eat less! that is the second one found in the house in two weeks!



Bigfish

 

[Bossbrott]

>I don't know which are CREEPIER-looking:
>solpugids,child of the earth(s), or
>scorpions. You wanna get creeped-out,
>look up the images on
>wikipedia...here's a couple better images
>for ya! I hate 'em
>all- UGLY bugs!
>

>
>

My son and I went fishing, and found one of those damn things, and tried To use it for bait! Never got it on the hook, neither one of us would touch it!

 

[slickrock]

Some women are unwitting carriers. Suggest waiting till she is sleeping then spraying Raid in the vaginal area. When they try to escape.. fire all of your 9mm personal protection ammo till the problem is resolved.

Slick

you're welcome.

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

 

[LKHTR]

Get a blacklight and turn out all your lights after dark. Shine the blacklight in all the hiding places these little stingers hang out as the blacklight makes them glow like neon. What you use to take them out at that point is up to you. Been stung three times by these little buggers and only the first one lived to tell about it.

 

[BuckSnort]

Saber Toothed Crotch Crickets.... JB said they are really easy to get rid of..Just shave one side then light the other side on fire..Stab them with an ice pic as they run across...

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[Abiggerfish2fry]

Them bastards better not sting me while i am having fun time! I need to tell her to cut the forest down and chase then in to the open for a clear shot!




Bigfish

 

[nickman]

Spray paint 1 black.......then the rest of them won't eat with him.

"If you get upset or offended by ANY website forum
post.....especially mine, you need serious
intervention!"

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

If i paint it black the ACLU might call it a hate crime!



Bigfish