Zipper merging

eelgrass · Mar 5, 2020

My insurance company emailed me about zipper merging. I read it twice but had no idea what it meant so I did a search. WTH?

Hahahaha! Is this some kind of joke? That only works in someone's mind. Is this how they do it in Utah? Try this in California and they'll be zipping you in a body bag.

Tristate · Mar 5, 2020

Houston drivers are the worst. Try that here and some illegal alien with no license will be driving with their knee and texting all while loading a pistol to shoot at you with.

Homer · Mar 5, 2020

in theory that works well........but.....the through lane is so tightly packed it DON"T work...my truck is big and dirty....I just merge, they move

elkassassin · Mar 6, 2020

Here Comes CUPSY!

Move out of His Way Or You're gonna get a New PinStripe Job!

elkassassin · Mar 6, 2020

Just Try that at Quittin Time in SLC Eel!

The JACK-ASS that made that Clip Must Think We Live in a Perfect World!

eelgrass said:
My insurance company emailed me about zipper merging. I read it twice but had no idea what it meant so I did a search. WTH?

Hahahaha! Is this some kind of joke? That only works in someone's mind. Is this how they do it in Utah? Try this in California and they'll be zipping you in a body bag.

eelgrass · Mar 6, 2020

At least they'll know where to send the tow trucks and the ambulances. Right to the bottle neck.

It's a good idea in theory.

If a line of traffic is doing 80 in the through lane and a semi doing 55 comes to the end......who's going to back off and let him in?
JFP!

feddoc · Mar 6, 2020

ZIPPER???? Back in the day......I was in school and worked driving heavy equipment during the summer. I stayed with mom during the summer. And, after work, I would head to the gym, lift for a couple hours, have a beer and head home.

This one day I did my thing as usual, then headed home. Only this day I had no clean undies.

I got home, had to pee and unzipped my pants immediately catching the edge of my pee hole (external urethra opening) in the zipper. FUKKKKKKK!!! I'm screaming like a guy should. I could even see skin between the zipper teeth.

Mom asked me what was wrong, I told her I stubbed my toe
against the water heater. As I contemplate what to do, I realize the only way out is to unzip. I scream again...and told my mom I stubbed the other toe against the door jamb.

Tristate · Mar 6, 2020

Blank · Mar 6, 2020

In Houston or DFW, I learned to drive in the left lane always. That way they can only hit you on one side, and the concrete barrier makes a good bullet backstop!!!

desperatehills · Mar 6, 2020

At the start of the clip, why are all those cars camping in the left lane?

Zeke · Mar 6, 2020

Good theory Mr Eel but in the real world..........

I don't think most people are richard-heads but rather totally oblivious to the world around them.

Yes, some are just richard-heads!

And yes, everyone on the road thinks they're a great driver. I have news for them.

Zeke

DW · Mar 6, 2020

eelgrass · Mar 6, 2020

Bingo!

Homer · Mar 6, 2020

I don’t mind dents.....

NVBighorn · Mar 7, 2020

feddoc said:
ZIPPER???? Back in the day......I was in school and worked driving heavy equipment during the summer. I stayed with mom during the summer. And, after work, I would head to the gym, lift for a couple hours, have a beer and head home.

This one day I did my thing as usual, then headed home. Only this day I had no clean undies.

I got home, had to pee and unzipped my pants immediately catching the edge of my pee hole (external urethra opening) in the zipper. FUKKKKKKK!!! I'm screaming like a guy should. I could even see skin between the zipper teeth.

Mom asked me what was wrong, I told her I stubbed my toe
against the water heater. As I contemplate what to do, I realize the only way out is to unzip. I scream again...and told my mom I stubbed the other toe against the door jamb.

feddoc, I had a similar issue once except it involved my shoelace.