one_dryboot
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LAST EDITED ON Mar-05-12 AT 10:21PM (MST) by 1911 (moderator)[p]Z was walking near the chubhouse one afternoon when he sees a man with perfect man boobs.
He says to him, "Hey mr, would you let me BITE your nipple for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" he replies, and keeps walking away.
Z turns around, runs around the back side of the chubhouse before he does.
"Would you let me bite your nipple for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of man! Got it?"
So Z runs around the front of the chubhouse and faces him again.
"Would you let me bite your nipple - just once - for $10,000?!"
he thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go inside the chubhouse and you can do it there."
So they go inside, where he takes off his blouse to reveal the most perfect man boobs in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The man(Smutty) finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says Z... "Costs too much!"
He says to him, "Hey mr, would you let me BITE your nipple for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" he replies, and keeps walking away.
Z turns around, runs around the back side of the chubhouse before he does.
"Would you let me bite your nipple for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of man! Got it?"
So Z runs around the front of the chubhouse and faces him again.
"Would you let me bite your nipple - just once - for $10,000?!"
he thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go inside the chubhouse and you can do it there."
So they go inside, where he takes off his blouse to reveal the most perfect man boobs in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The man(Smutty) finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says Z... "Costs too much!"
