you will never hear a southern boy say.........

[dominguez]

here are somethings you will never hear a southern boy say....

1. Duct tape wont fix that.
2. That car is to old and unsafe to drive.
3. We dont keep firearms in this house.
4. no more for me.I am driving.
5. Honey we dont need another dog.
6. We're vegetarians.
7. No more guns for me. I have enough.
8. I prefer broiled,over fried.
9. Our son is taking ballet lessons.
10. let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.
11. Oh I couldn't,she's only sixteen.
12. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
13. You all.
14. Trim the fat off those steaks.
15. Those shorts need to be a little longer Daisy.
16. Honey, you shouldn't wear that in Wal-Mart



Go ahead lets hear some others

 

[wvbowhunterinalaska]

We wasn't drinking while we were coon (raccoon) hunting last night.
That isn't a shine still, it is a water purification plant.
This could be dangerous, I better be sober when I do it.
I have a few more but they would probably get this thread nuked, and I don't want to have that happen just one post in.
WVBOWAK

 

[wvbowhunterinalaska]

LAST EDITED ON Feb-06-12 AT 11:13PM (MST)[p]Another one to go with your #9:
Our daughter is still a virgin.
We drive a Prius or any other ecological green foreign car.
WVBOWAK

 

[nickman]

.....I must have drunk too much last night.
.....I don't think there is a REAL recipe for that animal.
.....somebody should have told me she was my sister.
.....that looks dangerous and foolhardy.
.....I'm going to my High School reunion next week.
......I should get rid of some of these dead cars and trucks.

"Fathom the hypocracy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove that they are insured.....but not everyone must prove that they are a citizen"

 

[dominguez]

....checkmate.
....I bought two cases of Zima for the superbowl.
....Her boobs are too big.
....my mother should wear a bra.

 

[338RUM]

LAST EDITED ON Feb-07-12 AT 04:28PM (MST)[p]

"We can have no "50-50" allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all".
Theodore Roosevelt