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> The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have
> retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
>
> YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF...
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a
> moral objection to beer.
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
> launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but
> consider bacon "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof
> and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
> declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely
> carry explosives in your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
> have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every
> man should own at least one.
>
> 10. You've always had a crush on your
> neighbor's goat.
>
>
> retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
>
> YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF...
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a
> moral objection to beer.
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
> launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but
> consider bacon "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof
> and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
> declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely
> carry explosives in your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones
> have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every
> man should own at least one.
>
> 10. You've always had a crush on your
> neighbor's goat.
>
>
