completesportsman
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>> Subject: You May be a Taliban if...
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>> Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've
>> retained
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>> their sense of humor with the following:
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>> YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF:
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>> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
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>> have a moral objection to beer.
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>> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000
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>> rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
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>> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
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>> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
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>> hand, but consider bacon unclean.
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>> 5. You think vests come in two styles:
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>> bullet-proof and suicide
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>> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
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>> declared Jihad against.
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>> 7. You consider television dangerous, but
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>> routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
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>> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell
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>> phones have uses other than setting off roadside
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>> bombs.
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>> 9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I
>> love
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>> what you've done with your cave".
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>> 10. You have nothing against women and think
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>> every man should own at least one.
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>> 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary
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>> or not.
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>> 12. You've always had a crush on your
>> neighbor's goat.
GO HEELS!
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>>
>> Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've
>> retained
>>
>> their sense of humor with the following:
>>
>> YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
>>
>> have a moral objection to beer.
>>
>>
>>
>> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000
>>
>> rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
>>
>>
>>
>> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>>
>>
>>
>> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left
>>
>> hand, but consider bacon unclean.
>>
>>
>>
>> 5. You think vests come in two styles:
>>
>> bullet-proof and suicide
>>
>>
>>
>> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
>>
>> declared Jihad against.
>>
>>
>>
>> 7. You consider television dangerous, but
>>
>> routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
>>
>>
>>
>> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell
>>
>> phones have uses other than setting off roadside
>>
>> bombs.
>>
>>
>>
>> 9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I
>> love
>>
>> what you've done with your cave".
>>
>>
>>
>> 10. You have nothing against women and think
>>
>> every man should own at least one.
>>
>>
>>
>> 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary
>>
>> or not.
>>
>>
>>
>> 12. You've always had a crush on your
>> neighbor's goat.
GO HEELS!
nice!
