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A young Texan grew up
wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and
fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the
air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and
you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good,
but we have, what you might call an "Attitude Suitability Test"
that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats and one rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Good answer, you pass" said the Chief Deputy.
?When can you start?"
I thought Roy would enjoy this joke. My very conservative female cousin in Nevada sent this one to me.
wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and
fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the
air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and
you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good,
but we have, what you might call an "Attitude Suitability Test"
that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the
desk, the Chief said "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats and one rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Good answer, you pass" said the Chief Deputy.
?When can you start?"
I thought Roy would enjoy this joke. My very conservative female cousin in Nevada sent this one to me.
