How do you drive a blonde crazy .... put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
How do you confuse a blonde, put three shovels against the wall and tell her .... to take her "PICK"
The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went .... it finally dawned on her.
Brunette to the blonde .... Awww, look at the dead birdie .... the blonde stopped, looks up and says, "where"?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the mating call of a brunette .... Is that darn blonde gone yet?