Y I hate Religion
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Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Montreat. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
?You know? he said, ?I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while??
The driver said, ?No problem. Have at it.? Billy Graham gets into the driver?s seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver?s door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, ?I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.?
The supervisor asked, ?Is it the governor??
The young trooper said, ?No, he's more important than that.?
The supervisor said, ?Oh, so it's the president.?
The young trooper said, ?Not, he's even more important than that.?
The supervisor finally asked, ?Well then, who is it??
The young trooper said, ?I'm not sure, but I think it's jesus because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!?
?You know? he said, ?I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while??
The driver said, ?No problem. Have at it.? Billy Graham gets into the driver?s seat and they head off down the highway.
A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver?s door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, ?I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.?
The supervisor asked, ?Is it the governor??
The young trooper said, ?No, he's more important than that.?
The supervisor said, ?Oh, so it's the president.?
The young trooper said, ?Not, he's even more important than that.?
The supervisor finally asked, ?Well then, who is it??
The young trooper said, ?I'm not sure, but I think it's jesus because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!?
elkassassin
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Good One ZIGGER!
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
Wisz was a Hell of a Sport this year even if He did tell the UDWR to F-Off during the Phone Call!
15" Bases?
30" 5ths?
Missing 450" Bull!
The next 4 years is Slicks Fault,again,GEEZUS!
GOOD GAWD A MIGHTY!
manny53
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>Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte
>after a speaking engagement. When
>his plane arrived there was
>a limousine there to transport
>him to his home in
>Montreat. As he prepared
>to get into the limo,
>he stopped and spoke to
>the driver.
>
>?You know? he said, ?I am
>87 years old and I
>have never driven a limousine.
>Would you mind if I
>drove it for a while??
>
>
>The driver said, ?No problem. Have
>at it.? Billy Graham gets
>into the driver?s seat and
>they head off down the
>highway.
>
>A short distance away sat a
>rookie State Trooper operating his
>first speed trap. The long
>black limo went by him
>doing 70 in a 55
>mph zone.
>
>The trooper pulled out and easily
>caught the limo and got
>out of his patrol car
>to begin the procedure.
>The young trooper walked up
>to the driver?s door and
>when the glass was rolled
>down he was surprised to
>see who was driving.
>
>He immediately excused himself and went
>back to his car and
>called his supervisor. He
>told the supervisor, ?I know
>we are supposed to enforce
>the law but I also
>know that important people are
>sometimes given certain courtesies.
>I need to know what
>I should do because I
>have stopped a very important
>person.?
>
>The supervisor asked, ?Is it the
>governor??
>
>The young trooper said, ?No, he's
>more important than that.?
>
>The supervisor said, ?Oh, so it's
>the president.?
>
>The young trooper said, ?Not, he's
>even more important than that.?
>
>
>The supervisor finally asked, ?Well then,
>who is it??
>
>The young trooper said, ?I'm not
>sure, but I think it's
>jesus because he's got Billy
>Graham for a chauffeur!?
I'm gonna use that one... LoL...
>after a speaking engagement. When
>his plane arrived there was
>a limousine there to transport
>him to his home in
>Montreat. As he prepared
>to get into the limo,
>he stopped and spoke to
>the driver.
>
>?You know? he said, ?I am
>87 years old and I
>have never driven a limousine.
>Would you mind if I
>drove it for a while??
>
>
>The driver said, ?No problem. Have
>at it.? Billy Graham gets
>into the driver?s seat and
>they head off down the
>highway.
>
>A short distance away sat a
>rookie State Trooper operating his
>first speed trap. The long
>black limo went by him
>doing 70 in a 55
>mph zone.
>
>The trooper pulled out and easily
>caught the limo and got
>out of his patrol car
>to begin the procedure.
>The young trooper walked up
>to the driver?s door and
>when the glass was rolled
>down he was surprised to
>see who was driving.
>
>He immediately excused himself and went
>back to his car and
>called his supervisor. He
>told the supervisor, ?I know
>we are supposed to enforce
>the law but I also
>know that important people are
>sometimes given certain courtesies.
>I need to know what
>I should do because I
>have stopped a very important
>person.?
>
>The supervisor asked, ?Is it the
>governor??
>
>The young trooper said, ?No, he's
>more important than that.?
>
>The supervisor said, ?Oh, so it's
>the president.?
>
>The young trooper said, ?Not, he's
>even more important than that.?
>
>
>The supervisor finally asked, ?Well then,
>who is it??
>
>The young trooper said, ?I'm not
>sure, but I think it's
>jesus because he's got Billy
>Graham for a chauffeur!?
I'm gonna use that one... LoL...
S
slickrock
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Ya know Manny... the only thing I HATE is the sh!t you post! Heck i'm even willing to overlook the fact that you are ethnic American.
Slick
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tailchasers
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Nice Zigger...
I don't claim to be a man of religion since in my eyes I have seen religion lead to falsehoods and hypocrisy. I do though openly claim to be a man of god. Thanks for sharing Manny...
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
I don't claim to be a man of religion since in my eyes I have seen religion lead to falsehoods and hypocrisy. I do though openly claim to be a man of god. Thanks for sharing Manny...
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
L
LongRangeBangin
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I would like to think no one believes more in God then I. But on the same hand I cant stand organized religion. I am ok with settling up with God for the life I led and the works I done when that time comes. Its the PLICKS that are doing Gods job that I have a hard time with..........
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