Wyoming Mating Spiders

[Longun]

A Father watched his daughter playing in the yard and suddenly she stops and is staring at the ground. Her father comes over and the little girl asks "what are those spiders doing" "They're mating her father replied." What do you call the spider on top Daddy?" Its a Daddy longlegs. So the little girl says "The other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" Father says no, they're both Daddylonglegs. The little girl stops and thinks for a moment and then swiftly stomps them into the ground. She replies"Well OK it might be alright in California,Vermont and New York, but we're not having any of that ##### here in Wyoming!!