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ELKabong
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President Bush sneeks out the back door of the White House and goes down to the local bar to relax fer a bit.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that George Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"
Bush says, "I'm planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters??"
Why kill a blonde with big hooters??"
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
"See, I told you, no one gives a $hit about the 140 million Muslims."
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that George Bush sitting at the end of the bar?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's him."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?"
Bush says, "I'm planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters??"
Why kill a blonde with big hooters??"
Bush turns to the bartender and says,
"See, I told you, no one gives a $hit about the 140 million Muslims."
