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A Russian and a Norwegian wrestler (named Ole) were set to square off for
the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and
said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole
and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole
and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of
disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in
his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable
happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top
of him making the pin and winning the match.
The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever
get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat
hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin' to lose, so wid my
last ounce of strenth I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies
just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vell, not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite
your own nuts!"
the Olympic Gold medal.
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and
said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole
and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an
opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole
and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of
disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in
his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable
happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the
coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up
in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top
of him making the pin and winning the match.
The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever
get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat
hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of
testicles right in front of my face. I had nuttin' to lose, so wid my
last ounce of strenth I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies
just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vell, not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite
your own nuts!"
