WOW can you say utard!

I had kinda the same problem last Fall when an Officer asked if I knew how ####### fast I was going through a Construction Zone?

I was having a hard time with the Question!

Even more trouble with an Answer!:D




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ISN'T BLONDE LOGIC GREAT.......THAT WAS FUNNY!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HER HER VERSION OF WHAT WEIGHS MORE: A POUND OF GOLD VS. A POUND OF FEATHERS......LOL............YD.
 
Dangit YD! I just asked my wife what weighed more.
Wife "a pound of feathers"
Me "Kimberly!"
Wife "a pound of gold?"
Me "F###!"
I'm so proud.
 
>Dangit YD! I just asked
>my wife what weighed more.
>
>Wife "a pound of feathers"
>Me "Kimberly!"
>Wife "a pound of gold?"
>Me "F###!"
>I'm so proud.

LMFAO!! Proof we don't marry them for brains, just for T&A!! :D

~Z~
 
ZEKE, NC.........I AM ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR, WOMEN CAN BE VERY ENTERTAINING !!!! THE T&A PART........OH YEAH !!!!..........YD.
 
Your wife was right the first time.
While on the face of it a pound of feathers would seem to weigh the same as a pound of gold, this overlooks the fact that gold is universally weighed using a different definition of 'pound' than that used for most other materials.

Precious metals such as gold are measured in troy weight. A troy pound is 12 troy ounces, and each troy ounce is 480 grains, making a total of 5760 grains to the pound of gold.

Most materials use pounds and ounces from the avoirdupois system, and such a standard pound is made up of 16 ounces, where each ounce is 437.5 grains, making a total of 7000 grains to the pound of feathers.

All this means that a "pound" of feathers (or bricks, or lead) is heavier than a "pound" of gold.
 
LAST EDITED ON Mar-20-12 AT 07:28PM (MST)[p]i just asked my girlfriend the same thing and she honestly does not know! wow.....
 
>Your wife was right the first
>time.
>While on the face of it
>a pound of feathers would
>seem to weigh the same
>as a pound of gold,
>this overlooks the fact that
>gold is universally weighed using
>a different definition of 'pound'
>than that used for most
>other materials.
>
>Precious metals such as gold are
>measured in troy weight. A
>troy pound is 12 troy
>ounces, and each troy ounce
>is 480 grains, making a
>total of 5760 grains to
>the pound of gold.
>
>Most materials use pounds and ounces
>from the avoirdupois system, and
>such a standard pound is
>made up of 16 ounces,
>where each ounce is 437.5
>grains, making a total of
>7000 grains to the pound
>of feathers.
>
>All this means that a "pound"
>of feathers (or bricks, or
>lead) is heavier than a
>"pound" of gold.

.................OK...? So, how many pancakes DOES it take to cover a dog house?


You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You do however, need a parachute to
skydive.......twice.
 
Nickman, that's too easy. The answer is;
twice as many as half


I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!
 
.................OK...? So, how many pancakes DOES it take to cover a dog house?


Not sure, but I do know that it only takes one roofer to shingle a doghouse.......(provided you slice him thin enough).
 
Chelsey = piper


JB
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>.................OK...? So, how many pancakes DOES
>it take to cover a
>dog house?
>
>
>Not sure, but I do know
>that it only takes one
>roofer to shingle a doghouse.......(provided
>you slice him thin enough).
>

The answer is 6...because baby elephants don't wear shoes in the rain......It's algebra.

Pretty much kept me away from geometry.


You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You do however, need a parachute to
skydive.......twice.
 
You could put that girl in a round room and tell her to find the corner and she would argue about how there are no corners in the room.....however......she would keep looking to prove her point.
 
Wow
I bet she just love the video of her on the net.

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Wow....I just asked my wife the same question. I have to admit, I knew my wife wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

She guessed 80 minutes! Then when my fourteen year old son started laughing she said 40 minutes. Sometimes I just don't understand women's logic.

P.S She does have a nice rack though. LOL
David
 

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