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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this takes
the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it
was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of
some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience
screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down...
Or perhaps that should be "pants down". And you thought your
first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off."
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this takes
the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it
was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon
became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long"
with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of
some assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience
screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down...
Or perhaps that should be "pants down". And you thought your
first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off."
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
