elkassassin
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When We were in High School!
We all had to Build a Billy Club on the Big Dinosaur Wood Lathe!
(((Big SOB!)))
My Turn came around & nobody ever showed me how to use the proper Tools & Proper Angles to use them!
I Chucked a Rough 4" X 4" Cedar 4' Long!
Tightened the Rest with a F'N Cheater!
(((Didn't want it coming Loose!)))
Turn the Beast on!
Grabbed the Tool I thought looked Best!
Only took a Second for that SOB to Grab & Pulled My thumb down in between the Rest & the Rough 4" X 4"!
Blood & Meat Flying!
The two Guys watching me took off Running!
I Tried to Loosen the Rest!
But with one Hand I couldn't Break it loose after using a Cheater to Tighten it!
Do You know how Long it takes a Big Lathe to Quit Spinning after you shut it off?
The Slower it got the Harder it was hitting what was left of my Thumb!
SOB Hurt!
Thought it was gonna Rip it off!
Finally!
Finally!
After what seemed like forever She Quit Turning!
De-Meated clear to the Bone!
Coulda been worse I Guess!
Any of you got any Power Tool Stories?
[font color="blue"]dude has his Resume turned in to be Hillary's
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We all had to Build a Billy Club on the Big Dinosaur Wood Lathe!
(((Big SOB!)))
My Turn came around & nobody ever showed me how to use the proper Tools & Proper Angles to use them!
I Chucked a Rough 4" X 4" Cedar 4' Long!
Tightened the Rest with a F'N Cheater!
(((Didn't want it coming Loose!)))
Turn the Beast on!
Grabbed the Tool I thought looked Best!
Only took a Second for that SOB to Grab & Pulled My thumb down in between the Rest & the Rough 4" X 4"!
Blood & Meat Flying!
The two Guys watching me took off Running!
I Tried to Loosen the Rest!
But with one Hand I couldn't Break it loose after using a Cheater to Tighten it!
Do You know how Long it takes a Big Lathe to Quit Spinning after you shut it off?
The Slower it got the Harder it was hitting what was left of my Thumb!
SOB Hurt!
Thought it was gonna Rip it off!
Finally!
Finally!
After what seemed like forever She Quit Turning!
De-Meated clear to the Bone!
Coulda been worse I Guess!
Any of you got any Power Tool Stories?
[font color="blue"]dude has his Resume turned in to be Hillary's
Intern[/font]