I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was
ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You
must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr.
Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting
the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct. But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was
ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You
must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr.
Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting
the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct. But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
