never_catch
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Alright quick why my ex is my ex story...so after going to school and working all night I went to sleep when I got home yesterday morning. I get a call from my ex wifey who I've been divorced from for about 6 years now...now as the phone's ringing I begin to wonder wtf she could possibly be calling me about...lol child support isn't due til Friday beyotch!! Tyson's with her parents right now in Denver (went to the Rockies game last night) and then is going to Nebraska to see his greatgrandparents for the weekend...so it's gotta be child support right??
Me: "Hello..."
Ex: "(sounds of a crying girl) hey are you awake?? I need to talk to you about something REALLY important but if you're asleep I can call back later."
Me: "I'm awake, what's up??"
Ex: "(crying gets stronger) is there any possibility I can borrow $1,459??"
Me: "Are you high??"
Ex: "No you don't understand, they came and took my new car yesterday because I was 45 days late on my payment...and I need my car."
Me: "Let me help you understand, half the reason I have no respect for you is because you've always been horrible with money, the other half of the reason is because you're a ho!! How much is your car payment??"
Ex: "$277"
Me: "Ok so you can't, and I say can't because you obviously didn't, pay the bank who you're contracted to pay, the $277...but somehow you'd be able to pay me back $1,459!!!!!!??????"
Ex: "You're an #####!! Blah blah blah...I was just thinking maybe you could help me and that would count as child support for the next 5 or 6 months??"
Me: "You can pick up your $250 for child support Friday morning, I'm going back to sleep...might need to borrow your brothers car to come get your check...BYE!!"
So stupid ass gets her car repo'd and calls me to bail her out so she doesn't lose it...my son already lives with me and is about to start school in my neighborhood...she'll lose her job if she can't drive...no job in court probably doesn't look good...I JUST MIGHT FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH TO GET FULL PHYSICAL CUSTODY!!
Then she can pay me child support so I can wipe my ass with it cuz I don't care about the money!!
Ex's are ex's for a reason, or two, people!!
What's the craziest thing an ex has ever asked you to do??
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~
Me: "Hello..."
Ex: "(sounds of a crying girl) hey are you awake?? I need to talk to you about something REALLY important but if you're asleep I can call back later."
Me: "I'm awake, what's up??"
Ex: "(crying gets stronger) is there any possibility I can borrow $1,459??"
Me: "Are you high??"
Ex: "No you don't understand, they came and took my new car yesterday because I was 45 days late on my payment...and I need my car."
Me: "Let me help you understand, half the reason I have no respect for you is because you've always been horrible with money, the other half of the reason is because you're a ho!! How much is your car payment??"
Ex: "$277"
Me: "Ok so you can't, and I say can't because you obviously didn't, pay the bank who you're contracted to pay, the $277...but somehow you'd be able to pay me back $1,459!!!!!!??????"
Ex: "You're an #####!! Blah blah blah...I was just thinking maybe you could help me and that would count as child support for the next 5 or 6 months??"
Me: "You can pick up your $250 for child support Friday morning, I'm going back to sleep...might need to borrow your brothers car to come get your check...BYE!!"
So stupid ass gets her car repo'd and calls me to bail her out so she doesn't lose it...my son already lives with me and is about to start school in my neighborhood...she'll lose her job if she can't drive...no job in court probably doesn't look good...I JUST MIGHT FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH TO GET FULL PHYSICAL CUSTODY!!
Then she can pay me child support so I can wipe my ass with it cuz I don't care about the money!!Ex's are ex's for a reason, or two, people!!
What's the craziest thing an ex has ever asked you to do??
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~
