Why all the midget shows on TV?

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I guess politically correct it should be little people. First was Little People, Big World now Our Little Life, The Little Couple and The Little Chocolatiers. Are short people that interesting? Who watches these shows?
 
I have little interest in it but have found little people to be very respectful..... They always look up to me........ Terry
 
I have thought the same thing. All midgets, all the time. What is next the all midget porn channel?
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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>I have thought the same thing.
> All midgets, all the
>time. What is next
>the all midget porn channel?


ha ha, midget porn chan... Hmmmmm...
 
their one of the best marketing sceems ever. really , think of all the funniest t.v. adds you've seen- it either had chimps or midgets. who cares what they are selling if you put a chimp or a midget it will sell! you could kick them or push them down all day long and at the end of the day it would still be just as funny as the first time:)


just kidding around of course:)
 
>you could kick them or
>push them down all day
>long and at the end
>of the day it would
>still be just as funny
>as the first time:)
>
>
>just kidding around of course:)

Oh yes Grand Wizard KillerB! Making fun at the expense of those different from you is oh so funnny! HA HA. Wow how clever. And when you run out of little people, there are always blacks, hispanics, asians and jews.

Oh yes - oh so funny!
 
I don't watch them on TV, but I was sure disappointed when they stopped the contests in bars where you bet on how far you could toss 'em.

That ought to light ol' Homer up!
 
>Oh yes Grand Wizard KillerB! Making
>fun at the expense of
>those different from you is
>oh so funnny! HA HA.


Homer, it's called "schadenfreude" which means pleasure derived from the misfortune of others.

The word for the day is "shadenfreude". Tomorrow will be brought to us by the number "2" and the word "karma".
 
"And when you run out of little people, there are always blacks, hispanics, asians and jews."

The previously mentioned are the butt of some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

I don't think HomerJ would feel to comfortable hanging out with my comedic crowd when alcohol is involved. The funny thing is that I have several Hispanic couples that my wife and I hang out with and they tell the most Hispanic jokes....actually they call them Mexican jokes which adds to the humor! I don't really hang out with many midgets....I don't really see eye to eye with them on many issues. :)

Steve
 
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>Oh yes Grand Wizard KillerB! Making
>fun at the expense of
>those different from you is
>oh so funnny! HA HA.
>Wow how clever. And when
>you run out of little
>people, there are always blacks,
>hispanics, asians and jews.
>
>Oh yes - oh so funny!
>

Or we could just make fun of idiots who are too thinned skinned and have to take the subject to an extreme? When are you going to compare him to Hitler, that is usually the next step of hyperbole?

Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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When TLC decides to do a remake of Wizard of Oz or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory they won't have to do any casting calls, they'll just use in house talent.
 
midgets are funny. The one we rented for my wifes birthday party got so drunk the ambulance had to haul him away.

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
Lol eel!

KB, the only thing funnier than midgets and making fun of em is makin fun of great big fuggers that think they're all that and have fireplug families.

And PB the only thing funner than that is making fun of guys that are small guys and have tiny little heads and narrow beady insect-like eyes and over inflated egos that post all sorts of racist stuff on the internet.

Lol good times guys, thanks for reminding me. Schadenfreude!
 
It aint a party til the midget shows up!! Personally I look down on all vertically challenged people though...lol

~Z~
 
nice nvb...lmmfao...real effin nice...lol



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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Name one movie with midgets in it that was not great.






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LAST EDITED ON Mar-01-10 AT 07:59PM (MST)[p]>
>Name one movie with midgets in
>it that was not great.
>
"The Island of Dr. Moreau"

And Mr. Polarbear - in addition to that it is also fun to ridicule those upon whom the subtlties of sarcasm is utterly and entirely wasted.

Don't worry though, we aren't attacking those who hate Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack just yet.
 
>LAST EDITED ON Mar-01-10
>AT 07:59?PM (MST)

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>>
>>Name one movie with midgets in
>>it that was not great.
>>
>"The Island of Dr. Moreau"
>
>And Mr. Polarbear - in addition
>to that it is also
>fun to ridicule those upon
>whom the subtlties of sarcasm
>is utterly and entirely wasted.
>
>
>Don't worry though, we aren't attacking
>those who hate Ultra liberal,
>wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie
>midgets on crack just yet.
>

Ok, that was pretty crappy. Try to name one more!
 
Midgets/dwarves/little people have been sources of fascination and entertainment since ancient times.

"Tom Thumb" made P.T.Barnum the most successful showman of his time. Remember baseball owner Branch Rickey having the midget bat in a major league game? There are a million examples...

I think it just taps into human nature-a combination of fascination/revulsion of people different than us.Like a freak show mentality.If I were a little person I would not want to be paraded around but,then again,if I were Jon and Kate I would not want my family life to be subject to 24 hour scrutiny either.But there will never be a shortage of people who will do anything for a buck and a little fame.

I must confess I began watching "Little People-Big World" out of curiosity but the biggest impact it had on me was I came away with a huge amount of respect and admiration for the mother of that family.She is smart,a good mom, and lives a regular life not letting her size get in the way even a little bit.And she teaches her kids the same thing. Dad is OK too but a little flaky-you can tell he is into the exposure and the $$$/material things he has.

Anyway,the effect that show had on me was positive because it shows little people overcoming obstacles and that they are really just people like you and me.
 
Chewy Bravo....google that name and watch his videos. I bet he made a lot of money off his size/antics.


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
>"Name one movie with midgets in
>it that was not great."
>
>
>Fantasy Island / Willow/ Poltergeist




Fantasy Island was not a movie, Willow was awesome (just ask my kids that made me watch it 10 times) and the midget was the only good thing about Poltergeist. Back then Poltergeist was a pretty good movie.

Willow was great when the midget warriors killed that dog/wolf/beast/chubacabra thing with spears.
Midget warriors. It doesnt get any better than that.

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QUOTE HOMERJ "Oh yes Grand Wizard KillerB! Making fun at the expense of those different from you is oh so funnny! HA HA. Wow how clever. And when you run out of little people, there are always blacks, hispanics, asians and jews.

Oh yes - oh so funny!"

i believe the proper name for "blacks" is "negroes"
and instead of " hispanics" its " mexicans" or "wetbacks"
and instead of "asians" it's "whaps"
and "jews" well just call them a "jew"

please referr to them correctly, i get offended easy.

now back to "midgets" funny when they get pissed and tell you " i'm gonna kick your a$$"
as if they could reach it:) ah lighten up, it's just a little humor
 
LMAO Eel...

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Y'all are a bunch of racist ba$turds...

Two things I hate most in life...Racist people and _______ers

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MIDGETS ARE NOT A RACE!! ITS NOT RACIST TO TALK ABOUT LITTLE PEOPLE!! AND APPARENTLY ITS ONLY OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO ARENT LITTLE. SORRY IF THIS HURTS YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS.
 
Back in high school I met Billy Barty and that little black midget who was in all the movies. Billy was awesome and funny as hell, the litlle black dude was a stuck up plick with a short temper. I was hoping to get stuck in an elevator with him because I had some serious bad gas! Just remember, a crowded elevator smells different to a midget!
Eric
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The other day I rear-ended a dwarf with my truck, he got out of his car and walk back to me and he said he wasn't Happy. I then ask which one he was? Then the fight started.


"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
 
lol

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I worked with a guy about 15 years ago who was not a midget, but had some strain of the dwarf thing going on. It wasn't THAT obvious but his head was big, he was short, he was a stocky guy and walked really bow-legged. That guy got so much tail and I still don't understand why. I hope this helps.....

Steve
 
Midgets are a-lot like a slinky, kind of small but they bring a big smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
 
>I worked with a guy about
>15 years ago who was
>not a midget, but had
>some strain of the dwarf
>thing going on. It wasn't
>THAT obvious but his head
>was big, he was short,
>he was a stocky guy
>and walked really bow-legged. That
>guy got so much tail
>and I still don't understand
>why. I hope this helps.....
>
>
>Steve



immensely.

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Margaret Thatcher: "The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money."


"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own." - Unknown
 
A while back someone was joking about making a hunting unit for old people.
Someone replied to that suggesting a midget hunting area complete with small rolling hills and short brush.

I fell off my chair laughing when I read that!


NO GUTS, NO STORY!!


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>and instead of "asians" it's "whaps"
>
>
What the hell is a "whap"? The word whap has a short a sound. A as in apple. Wh-a-p= WHAP. Here it is in a sentence: "I'd like to whap you on the back of the had because you're so stupid."

The word WOP, however, is a racial slur, but it is not a term for Asians.

Wop- a racial slur for someone of Italian descent. Sentence usage: "Killerbee's son made fun of me at school today mom! He called me a 'wop'. So I kicked his scrawny little butt."
 

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