Who wants a boob job?

[feddoc]

Date: 2012-08-03, 5:23PM CDT
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Hey ladies, no this isn't a scam or a joke. I saved up almost $7000 to pay for my ex's breast enhancement for her birthday and then found out she was cheating. So instead of just spending the money elsewhere I'm going to be spiteful and pay for some lucky girls new boobs. She's wanted bigger boobs for years and it will send her through the roof when she finds out some other girl got them instead. I'm going to screen a few emails this week and the best story wins by the end of the week. Please be real as I'm not just going to hand out cash. Have a facility in mind for the procedure as I will be contacting them before and after for verification.

KEEP GETTING FLAGGED... NOT SURE WHY..

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[ShowThemToMe]

You doing the Procedure yourself?



[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!


I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

 

[feddoc]

>You doing the Procedure yourself?
>
>
>
>[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
>
>If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM
>TO ME!
>
>
>I've got Wild Honey Tree's and
>Crazy Little Weeds growin around
>my Shack!
>These Dusty Roads ain't streets of
>gold but I'm happy right
>where I'm at!
>All these Perty little Western Belles
>are a Country Boys Dream!
>
>They ain't got Wings or MM
>Halo's but they sure look
>good to me!
>

Yup, but....all I have is topical lidocaine and some foam rubber. Will that do?

 

[ShowThemToMe]

Na!

That ain't gonna do!

I think I've seen some of your work previously!



[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!


I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

 

[RELH]

Worst of all, he handled some of your work on those one night stands.

RELH

 

[ShowThemToMe]

That Ain't what Ms Wisz told me!



[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!


I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!

 

[D13er]

jeezus wisz.....those are centimeters......just like when you had me score that 45 inch black bear....

You'll never learn....



JB

 

[grizzlyplumber]

This thread is wurthless without pichers

 

[Tristate]

Boob jobs are the kiss of death. I have never known a single woman that got a boob job and stayed married. There is one exclusion in my data. I know one woman that got a boob job and her husband unexpectadly died before she left him.

 

[Snuffy]

Blunt force trama?

 

[eelgrass]

The contest has ended. Zigga won.

Eel