I would pee on his leg; just like in the shower with the wife.
Sorta kinda related to urinals...
I was in Pueblo, CO many years ago. I got off work and went to a bar to have a beer. Got up from the counter and went to go pee. At the time, there was a, I think, National High School Rodeo Finals in town.
Anyway, I came back to my stool and in front of it was a guy who appeared to be about 5' wide at the shoulders.
Crap, now I'll have to move...or get my azz whippped. So, I tapped the guy on the shoulder; he apologized, bought me another beer and introduced himself....Walt Garrison, formerly of the Cowboys and formerly a steer wrestler. Good guy.
Came back