RE: WHERE'S BOBCAT?..... In the hospital !
The report I got was that he is in a hospital somewhere in Colorado,
Although the details behind his admit to the hospital were unclear here are some likely reasons.
1)During a routine gyno procedure Bess contracted cat scratch fever.
2)Due to strain from cap-lock typing, Bess is recovering from corporal tunnel surgery.
3)While hunting Colorado's 3rd season, he chained himself to a 4-wheeler that then ran him over.
4)went to watch the band "Stray Cats" & O.D.'ed while partying.
5)He noticed how easy it was for Zim to hook-up online, then later realize she indeed had a boy friend that was 6 feet 13"