When Love is gone...

[OutdoorWriter]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV, when I heard my wife's lovely voice, from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or fish??" she said

I said, "I'll have chicken, thank you."

She replied:

"You're having soup, a--hole. I was talking to the cat."




TONY MANDILE

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[Paul_Crawford]

Sounds like my ol' lady. pc

 

[3blade]

I'd be lucky to even get soup.


"We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately."
Benjamin Franklin

 

[slickrock]

When she bends over to feed the Cat.... nail her & then have another beer.

Slick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

 

[2buckridge]

That's a hell of an idea slick. I like it.

 

[RELH]

Slick, your brillant ideas might just get a fellow killed. Hell has no fury like a scorn woman. Today that includes a pi$$ed off woman.

RELH

 

[eldorado]

After that stunt, you better sleep with one eye open. LOL.

Eldorado

 

[longshooter338]

In my house the cat would have been the soup !



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