LAST EDITED ON Jan-13-12 AT 08:04PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jan-13-12 AT 07:55?PM (MST)
Kilo lived in far Northern Alaska when he was in his early 70's. He had a hard time fitting in with the locals and asked an old timer for help. The old timer told Kilo he had to pass an initiation first before he'd be accepted. Kilo said he'd do just about anything. The old timer said you have to do these 3 things. 1. you have to drink a gallon of Kentucky whiskey at one sitting. 2. you have to make love to an eskimo lady and 3. you have to fight a grizz with your pocket knife.
Kilo drinks the whiskey and staggers out of town not to be seen for 3 days and 3 nights. Kilo staggers back into town looking like he'd been beat with hog guts and drug through hell backwards. The old timer asks Kilo if he was finished with his initiation yet. Kilo says no I still have to fight that eskimo woman with my pocket knife.
Kilo lived in far Northern Alaska when he was in his early 70's. He had a hard time fitting in with the locals and asked an old timer for help. The old timer told Kilo he had to pass an initiation first before he'd be accepted. Kilo said he'd do just about anything. The old timer said you have to do these 3 things. 1. you have to drink a gallon of Kentucky whiskey at one sitting. 2. you have to make love to an eskimo lady and 3. you have to fight a grizz with your pocket knife.
Kilo drinks the whiskey and staggers out of town not to be seen for 3 days and 3 nights. Kilo staggers back into town looking like he'd been beat with hog guts and drug through hell backwards. The old timer asks Kilo if he was finished with his initiation yet. Kilo says no I still have to fight that eskimo woman with my pocket knife.
