Whats worse???

Cam@strawberry · Mar 11, 2011

Getting married or arrested?? I'm in danger of one and wonder about the other.....any takers??

overton · Mar 11, 2011

1911 said it's the same thing.

fireball77 · Mar 11, 2011

Well being a girl ... I would say arrested!!!

On a side note you can wear handcuffs either way.

fireball77 · Mar 11, 2011

1911 is lucky he is 3000 miles away or he would be getting SMACKED!!!

overton · Mar 11, 2011

LOL he is such a dork.

Cam@strawberry · Mar 11, 2011

45 may want to stay in kona, washed out to sea last i heard by a massive wave. He was in a red kayak chasin some crazy californian with a stick and a marlin......

kingfish · Mar 11, 2011

Getting arrested last forever!!!

eelgrass · Mar 11, 2011

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Toss up for sure, but if you get arrested at least you have SOME rights!

Eel

overton · Mar 11, 2011

Good point Eel.

Cam@strawberry · Mar 11, 2011

What Bout gettin married in prison??

In that case this is no longer true....

fireball77 · Mar 11, 2011

MEN cant live with them cant live without them !!!

nickman · Mar 11, 2011

I guess it depends on how much time you are in either one!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"

eelgrass · Mar 11, 2011

I don't know if I agree with this one or not, but I just got a pm from Rug and 1911. They both said that getting arrested, you get better food.

Eel

BuckSnort · Mar 11, 2011

>I don't know if I agree
>with this one or not,
>but I just got a
>pm from Rug and 1911.
>They both said that getting
>arrested, you get better food.
>
>
>Eel

LMAO !!

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overton · Mar 11, 2011

Red

You could fly over and smack him if you want.

Rans

fireball77 · Mar 11, 2011

He is actually safer over there !!!

Boy a couple of you are gonna get it !!!

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Mar 11, 2011

So Beav?

You Rob the Cradle or what?

Is future Daddy in Law a little Pizzed?

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

feddoc · Mar 11, 2011

Marriage isn't so bad. It opens up a lot of doors.
At least for awhile.

Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Mar 11, 2011

So'd You hit it Beav or what???

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

Cam@strawberry · Mar 11, 2011

Still dry bess gettin kinda dusty actually ;-)

kawboy · Mar 13, 2011

If your gonna get hitched, make sure you dont do it till after hunting season. She needs to see how things are going to be for the rest of her life.

I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!

fireball77 · Mar 13, 2011

Beav if you want real advice dont ask anyone on MM

rugarm77 · Mar 13, 2011

Great question. I do enjoy jail very much of course my situation is a little different. However,,,,

Note to self,, DO NOT EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN!!!!!

rugarm77 · Mar 13, 2011

>I don't know if I agree
>with this one or not,
>but I just got a
>pm from Rug and 1911.
>They both said that getting
>arrested, you get better food.
>
>
>Eel

lmao, That is just one of the perks....

foundation · Mar 13, 2011

Rug , I'm probably goin out on a limb here , but I'm thinkin jail is different when you get to leave everyday after ten hours . Also the fact you get paid to be there sweetens the deal .

Good note to self . Now you can understand why I never took the plunge .

slickrock · Mar 13, 2011

Beav did the MP tell you to get married as soon as you got home or your balls might explode?

Skick

"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"

Trix4me · Mar 13, 2011

Enough about you, what about her? Can she bait a hook and drive a boat. Does she know that you're a MMer and occasionally seek advice from thousands of idiots. Does her mother like you?

pics?

NVBighorn · Mar 13, 2011

A manny joke for sure but applicable to the topic.

A woman awakens during the night to find her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of the night?".

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?".

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or i'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,

"I would have gotten out today."

fireball77 · Mar 13, 2011

LMBO that's funny

B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Mar 13, 2011

LOL NVB!

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!

huntindad4 · Mar 14, 2011

Awesome NVB!

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!

Cam@strawberry · Mar 14, 2011

Shoot slick, He told me lots of things....that did happen to be one of them. However, in my case it seemed safer to pull the trigger than the alternative......i don't think witness protection would have saved me.....;-)