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So I am sitting on my couch last night thinking about this 20 ounce steak that I have frozen in the freezer. I figure if I leave it out over night to thaw it would be ready to eat for lunch the next day. So I take it out and place it on the counter all covered with its little label and plastic wrap and dream all night of eating the steak with some lemon pepper.
When I wake up and walk into the kitchen I discover the wifes little black cat sitting on the counter top staring me in the eyes. As it stands up to stretch I notice the plastic wrap is gone from off of my steak. My reaction is to CLAP my hands to scold the cat, being that it is on a smoothe surfass he tries to run but instead runs in place like a sports car trying to get traction on ice. That's when I realize I made a mistake. In his effort to run he kicks my steak which he somehow managed to open and partially eat, onto the floor. As I watch it fall and land styro foam up I realize that my meal is ruined.
I peeled the steak off of the floor and it was covered in this cats black fur. I almost broke into tears. The wife just happens to be in Florida right now picking up a purebred Boston terrier puppy that she bought for $500.
What would you do?
When I wake up and walk into the kitchen I discover the wifes little black cat sitting on the counter top staring me in the eyes. As it stands up to stretch I notice the plastic wrap is gone from off of my steak. My reaction is to CLAP my hands to scold the cat, being that it is on a smoothe surfass he tries to run but instead runs in place like a sports car trying to get traction on ice. That's when I realize I made a mistake. In his effort to run he kicks my steak which he somehow managed to open and partially eat, onto the floor. As I watch it fall and land styro foam up I realize that my meal is ruined.
I peeled the steak off of the floor and it was covered in this cats black fur. I almost broke into tears. The wife just happens to be in Florida right now picking up a purebred Boston terrier puppy that she bought for $500.
What would you do?