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What Starts with F and ends with K
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> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
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> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
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> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
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> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the
> boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
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> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
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> Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
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> Harry: '9.'
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> Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
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> Harry: '36.'
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> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know..
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> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
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> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
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> The principal and Harry both agreed.
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> Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
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> Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
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> Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
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> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
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> Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
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> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
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> Harry: 'Coconut.'
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> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
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> Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
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> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,
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> Harry replied, 'Bubble Gum.'
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> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
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> Harry: 'Shake hands.'
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> The principal was trembling.
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> Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
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> Harry:
> 'Firetruck.'
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> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
> 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....' great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
>
> A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
>
> Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
>
> Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
>
> While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the
> boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
>
> Harry: '9.'
>
> Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
>
> Harry: '36.'
>
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know..
>
> The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'
>
> The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
> Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
>
> Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
>
> Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
>
> The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
>
> Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
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>
>
> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
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> Harry: 'Coconut.'
>
> The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
>
> The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,
>
>
>
> Harry replied, 'Bubble Gum.'
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
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> Harry: 'Shake hands.'
>
> The principal was trembling.
>
> Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
>
> Harry:
> 'Firetruck.'
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
> 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....' great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
I got all of the answers wrong ....
