What fish?

[d13r]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove that's well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man...

"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yeah, every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em back home."

"That's a bunch of crap! Fish can't do that."

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth, Mr.Government Man, I'll show ya. It really works."

"OK," said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

Well, what?," says the redneck.

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

The FISH," replied the warden.

"What fish?" replied the redneck.

Moral of this story: Rednecks aren't as smart as some city slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some government employees.

 

[lve2143]

They'd get DNA chit around here anymore.

You dont Fark'st with the law hardly anymore.

Some'beaches play for KEEP's anymore.

No more Telephone Fishing for me. You southern boy's
know what I'm talking about.

LRV

 

[overton]

Larry

Like in Model T coil fishing?


Ransom

 

[RELH]

Ive;

Those old redneck boys do not use that methold any more, damn hard to find a model T coil anymore. They prefer Dupont lures and no need for treble hooks on them.

RELH

P.S. Ransom, be smart and do not cop to anything about Dupont lures, you better take the 5th. and I do not mean a fifth of Jim Beam or Jack Daniels.

 

[lve2143]

We use the Old'timey crank Phones
with the five bar's. Talked long distance
to a 36 pounder last summer.

fyi
lrv