What dose your Father Do for a Liveing. LOL

[JakeH]

Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their
fathers did for a liveing.

All the typical awswers came up, Fireman, Policeman, Sailsman, ect.

The teacher noticed that little Jonny was being uncharacheristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes all his cloths off for men.

Sometimes if the offers really good he'll go out to the alley with some guy and doit with him for money.

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on coloring,and took little Jonny aside to ask him, Is that really true aboutyour father?

No said Jonny he plays for the Broncos, but I was
too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids!




Jake H. MM Member since 1999.

 

[NeverStopHuntin]

haha, you may have a few guys pissed off with that one

 

[JakeH]

Yeah, but they'll be to ashamed to say anything. LOL Just like Jonny.



Jake H. MM Member since 1999.

 

[doityourself]

LAST EDITED ON Jan-29-09 AT 10:15PM (MST)[p]Here's my little johny joke.

The teacher asks the class if anyone knows an 11 letter word. Little Jonny hollers out "masturbation".
The teacher says, "Why Johnny that's quite a mouth full.

Little Johnys says, "no, you must be thinking of a b---j-b"

Will this get nuked?

 

[rugarm77]

I know that kid. He is "Little Jonny Wrongway" I mean Elway. GO DOLPHINS.

 

[sageadvice]

Jake, that cold man!!! LOL

doityourself, oldie but goodie!!

Little Jonny Jokes +1

Joey

 

[D13er]

LOL.....I'll bet "doityourself" knows all the masterbation jokes...

great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB

 

[nickman]

So, the family is in court involved in a brutal child custody hearing.

Both parents want custody of little Johnny. Unable to come up with a clear decision, the judge asks Johnny if he wants to live with his mom.

Johnny says, "No, she beats me."

The judge then asks Johnny if he wants to live with his dad.

Johnny says, "No, he beats me too."

The judge then asks Johnny, "Well son, just who do you suggest we let you live with?".

.....to which little Johnny replies "The Dallas Cowboys.....they don't beat anybody"

 

[BreederBuck]

Hee Heeee, Go Cowboys, except this weekend GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BigFly]

HAHAHAHAHAHA JB.
LMMFAO....





Bigfly

 

[Roy]

I've heard that one before Jake - but it was the Cowboys - not the Broncos.

Didn't Elway win 2 Superbowls? Oh yeah - that's right - he did - first ballot hall-of-famer too.

Please.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[nvguy2]

How many did Elway lose? I really can't remember. I think he could have won 1 more if he would have stayed. Oh well, who really cares?