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The wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the couch opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses and uncrosses her legs ... enough times until her husband says,"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes," she answers.
"Whew, that's a relief. I thought maybe the stuffing was coming out of the couch cushion."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the couch opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses and uncrosses her legs ... enough times until her husband says,"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yes," she answers.
"Whew, that's a relief. I thought maybe the stuffing was coming out of the couch cushion."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
