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[OutdoorWriter]

From my Facebook feed...

 

[Blank]

With a Sedona sticker on a Subaru, I'm thinking it couldn't have happened to a better person!!!

 

[wetmule]

With a Sedona sticker on a Subaru, I'm thinking it couldn't have happened to a better person!!!

And with Cali plates... good job mr. javelina

 

[OutdoorWriter]

And with Cali plates... good job mr. javelina

Maybe it left some already digested Cheetos as a souvenir.

 

[eelgrass]

And with Cali plates... good job mr. javelina

It probably smelled the marijuana and THEN ate the Cheetos.

 

[OutdoorWriter]

It probably smelled the marijuana and THEN ate the Cheetos.

If any of the crap from the dorsal gland oozed out inside the vehicle, the odor would be a bit unpleasant & difficult to get rid of easily.

Don't ask me how I know.

 

[hossblur]

So, that's not the owner?

Uncanny resemblance to other Cali Subaru owners.

(Please not, not ALL Cali female Subaru drivers look like a javelina. Please don't get hurt feelings and complain to Founder)

 

[Homer]

I'm still grasping at how the hatchback closed itself......

 

[DoubleDropMuley]

Probably put it in there themselves thinking it was lost or needed a place to sleep for the night!!

 

[wetmule]

So, that's not the owner?

Uncanny resemblance to other Cali Subaru owners.

(Please not, not ALL Cali female Subaru drivers look like a javelina. Please don't get hurt feelings and complain to Founder)

You just assumed its gender! I'm offended & will hereby notify founder of your javelina gender rights violation

 

[eelgrass]

I'm still grasping at how the hatchback closed itself......

Maybe the same way this baby seal ended up in this car.

Couple Loads Baby Seal They Found Under Samoa Bridge Into Their Car in an Aquarium​

Couple Loads Baby Seal They Found Under Samoa Bridge Into Their Car in an Aquarium

lostcoastoutpost.com

 

[DeerMadness]

Javelina? I thought it was Whoopi Goldberg.

 

[Wiszard]

I'm still grasping at how the hatchback closed itself......

Same way Epstein committed suicide....

 

[joevegas]

Javelina? I thought it was Whoopi Goldberg.

Now ya have done it-Here comes Will Smith!

 

[Beendare]

Oh man…thats funny.

They will never get the stink out of that car…..