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manny15

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Folks, Just remember as you read this, this person probably drives

AND votes!
And may have already reproduced?

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by the way i don't care if this was already posted its still funny
 
"by the way i don't care if this was already posted its still funny"

I like how you are beating them to the punch Manny. LOL



Jake H. MM Member since 1999.
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re⋅tard  /rɪˈtɑrd, for 1?3, 5; ˈritɑrd for 4/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [ri-tahrd, for 1?3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
?verb (used with object) 1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

?noun 3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.


origin:
1480?90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy

Related forms:

re⋅tard⋅ing⋅ly, adverb

Synonyms:
1. obstruct, check.

Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, ? Random House, Inc. 2009.
Cite This Source |Link To retarded
re?tard 1 (rĭ-t?rd')
v. re?tard?ed, re?tard?ing, re?tards

v. tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
v. intr.
To be delayed.
n.
A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.
 
>re⋅tard  /rɪˈtɑrd, for 1?3, 5; ˈritɑrd for
>4/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
>[ri-tahrd, for 1?3, 5; ree-tahrd
>for 4] Show IPA
>
>?verb (used with object) 1. to
>make slow; delay the development
>or progress of (an action,
>process, etc.); hinder or impede.
>
>
>?noun 3. a slowing down, diminution,
>or hindrance, as in a
>machine.
>4. Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally
>retarded person.
>b. a person who is stupid,
>obtuse, or ineffective in some
>way: a hopeless social retard.
>
>
>5. Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made
>in the setting of the
>distributor of an internal-combustion engine
>so that the spark for
>ignition in each cylinder is
>generated later in the cycle.
>
>
>
>origin:
>1480?90; < L retardāre to delay,
>protract, equiv. to re- re-
>+ tardāre to loiter, be
>slow, deriv. of tardus slow;
>see tardy
>
>Related forms:
>
>re⋅tard⋅ing⋅ly, adverb
>
>Synonyms:
>1. obstruct, check.
>
>Dictionary.com Unabridged
>Based on the Random House Dictionary,
>? Random House, Inc. 2009.
>
>Cite This Source |Link To retarded
>
>re?tard 1 (rĭ-t?rd')
>v. re?tard?ed, re?tard?ing, re?tards
>
>
>v. tr.
>To cause to move or proceed
>slowly; delay or impede.
>v. intr.
>To be delayed.
>n.
>A slowing down or hindering of
>progress; a delay.



Damb long winded aren't yah

LOL......
 
Emmmmm! AZStick..... sometimes the cops loose it too! LOL

THE VICTIM STATED A WOMAN SHE KNOWS WAS STORING HER STUFF AT HER HOME AND WENT TO RETRIEVE HER ITEMS BUT ALSO TOOK A BAG OF HER PROPERTY THAT CONTAINED 220 BEANIE BABIES.

VICTIM STATES AFTER EXITING HER VEHICLE AND WALKING TOWARDS HER APARTMENT FRONT DOOR, OFFENDER APPROACHED VICTIM AND ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO BUY SOME DRILLS. VICTIM REFUSED AND KEPT WALKING. NEXT THING VICTIM KNEW, OFFENDER GRABBED HER PURSE AND RAN S/W BETWEEN HER APARTMENT BUILDING.

VICTIM STATES THAT SUSPECT#1 FOLLOWED HER AND STARED AT HER WHILE SHE WAS IN THE FROZEN FOOD AISLE OF THE WALMART STORE. THE SUSPECT WALKED BY HER SEVERAL TIMES CLOSE, EVEN THOUGH THE AISLES WERE EMPTY. SUSPECT#1 THEN STOPPED AND STARED AT HER A SHORT DISTANCE AWAY, LIFTING HIS LONG T-SHIRT, EXPOSING HIS GENITALS. THE SUSPECT THEN WALKED UP TO HER AND PURPOSELY BUMPED INTO HER SHOULDER WITH HIS ARM AND ELBOW AS HE WALKED BY.

SUSPECTS UNKNOWN KEYED THE DRIVER-SIDE DOORS OF VICTIMS 06 CHEV IMPALA WHILE IT WAS PARKED ON THE NORTH SIDE OF THE LOT. COMPLAINANT IS THE DISTRICT MANAGER FOR THE STORE. HE HAS BEEN REMOVING EMPLOYEES FROM THE STORE FOR EFFICIENCY REASONS.
UPON ARRIVAL REPORTING OFFICER MET WITH THE VICTIM, OFFENDER AND WITNESSES. THE DISTURBANCE WAS OUT OF THE FACT THAT THE OFFENDER WAS GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT THE VICTIM HAS HIV AND IS HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE AND NOT TELLING THEM. THE VICTIM DENIES THIS AND IS HIGHLY UPSET THAT THE OFFENDER IS GOING AROUND SAYING THIS ABOUT HIM.
 

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