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Vaseline and a Harley...
A guy wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across
A Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is
10 years old.
It is shiny and In absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he
Kept it in such great co ndition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller,
'whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of
Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to
Meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and
Says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before
We go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
First person who says anything during dinner has to do the
Dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living
Room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up
On the stairs, in the corridor,
Everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
Word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
Situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody
Says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws
Her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of
Her parents face.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
Livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but
No one says a word.
He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and
Has his way with her every which way right there on the
Dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but
Still,
Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
Starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
From his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
'All right, that's enough, I'll do the friggin' dishes!
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
A guy wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across
A Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is
10 years old.
It is shiny and In absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he
Kept it in such great co ndition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller,
'whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub
Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of
Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to
Meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and
Says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before
We go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
First person who says anything during dinner has to do the
Dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living
Room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up
On the stairs, in the corridor,
Everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a
Word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
Situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody
Says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws
Her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of
Her parents face.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously
Livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but
No one says a word.
He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and
Has his way with her every which way right there on the
Dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but
Still,
Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
Starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline
From his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
'All right, that's enough, I'll do the friggin' dishes!
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
