Utard Vocabbulary

[overton]

Since hunting season is upon us and many will be traveling to or through Utard soon I thought I would help those newbies understand Utard talk.
The following are common Utard words used in a sentence.

Awl: 1911 bought a quart of awl for his outboard motor.

Bard: I bard that pickup from my cousin Wetboob.

Bass: Reddog said that was the bass moonshine I ever had.

Cheer: Slickrock sure does like sitting in his rockin' cheer.

Did: Hey Z there's a did possum in the middle of the road.

Far: Smutty's still blew up and caught far.

Ranch: Bessy can you hand me the ranch from my toolbox?

Rat: Go down the road and make a rat turn just past
Tageater's house.

 

[1911]

Plick. You forgot one.

Tar: Ransom, remember to check the pressure in your spare tar before you go.

 

[rugarm77]

You dun got us mixed up wit dem souther states PLICK!!

 

[overton]

Chit I forgot Rug LOL.

 

[Trix4me]

Searching for some humor in this thread. Nope, not here!

 

[eelgrass]

pisscutter: trophy deer with at least 2 points on one side.

 

[1911]

>Searching for some humor in this
>thread. Nope, not here!

Cause: Trix4me got married to his second cause.

 

[one_dryboot]

LSU: WHO??? True story!!!

 

[alp75]

>Searching for some humor in this
>thread. Nope, not here!

Oh, found it! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[never_catch]

Plickweed!!

~Z~

 

[justr_86]

Mayonnaise: mayonnaise alot of people on the mtn today.

 

[LESGO54]

sounds like u been talking to sammy.






Bama still suxs

 

[elkun]

un it wass,

 

[WHT_MTNMAN]

I youstacouldof found that funny.

 

[PleaseDear]

Ask-- I ax Slammy for directions.

Robb