Urgent ! Help needed

NVBighorn

NVBighorn

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I just bought a new sports car. Very fancy one. It'll do 160 mph. Plush leather interior. All the electronic gadgets. Limited edition. Only a few like it made. Custom paint. Custom wheels. Expensive racing tires. Burns only race fuel. Very flashy. VERY expensive. Way too expensive for any of you to even dream of buying. Six figures plus! Yep, its pretty darn nice.

My question is: I have a bug splattered on the windshield. What have any of you found that will remove the bug splatter without a lot of work?
 
oops you forgot to mention some refrence to low budget porn .

A car that fancy is ruined now with the damage you mentioned . Then again being a fancy oil tycoon you can surely just buy another one . LOL
 
NVB,
I wouldn't worry too much about the bug, I'm sure you'll have the whole rig ragged out in less than a year anyway since guys like you have money to burn, then you could buy something better and more expensive!
 
You should go to Africa for a month, take the whole family with you and forget about some of the more complicated things in life such as the bug splatter. Maybe buy a couple guided elk hunts where all you have to worry about is pulling the trigger. With all you got on your plate, finding an elk on your own would be asking to much.
 
My question is: I have a bug splattered on the windshield. What have any of you found that will remove the bug splatter without a lot of work.

Answer: Hired help.

Stink knows I'm just raggin him. He can take a joke.
 
F-Dude, remember when NVB use to complain about sports, cheer for boobs, and laugh at jokes?? His man crush on Stinky has overwhelmed his mind...it's like nothing else matters anymore?? :-(

~Z~
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-11 AT 07:51AM (MST)[p]Who is this "stinky" you speak of?



There are no booby posts or jokes any more. There still sports posts but little else on the campfire worth laughing at except stinky.
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-11 AT 09:24AM (MST)[p]A good detail shop ! :^) It's no work at all! I use one of those soft scub pad for teflon cookware and soak the bug with a good cleaner ( Stoners invisable glass isn't bad) a while before wiping it off but only use on the windshield and it won't scratch it. Bugs get glued on real good when you have a car that drives that fast but when you have a car that does 185MPH it become a much bigger issue. Kind of like a nuclear fusion type deal! :^)
 
Damping a sponge with water and put some BON AMI POWDER on the sponge and remove the bug from the windshield and then use a baby diaper made of 100% cotton and wipe the glass clean.
After that, sell the car to someone who will appreciate it and go back to your 4x4 pickem up truck.......LMAO

Brian
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Nevada big Horn when did you start working for Harry Reid as one of his Senate aids?

RELH
 
You should just use the car for target practice. That's what I did when I got my 108" Sharp LCD home and didn't care for it.
 
>You should just use the car
>for target practice. That's what
>I did when I got
>my 108" Sharp LCD home
>and didn't care for it.
>


Where is the TV now? Surely it still works great. You'd need something hella bigger than 108 to make holes.

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If your worried about the cosmetics, hit another one on the other side so they match.

If your worried about your visability, change the windshield. Keep that one for a spare.
 
That 108"er is on a slow boat to KONA and will go in the White House Main meeting hall. Let's see if one of those "tweekers" can steal that in the middle of the night......LOL

Brian
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next time your at your manly gym and all the old guys are standing around naked, turned on watching you flex you're beetle juice muscles, ask them to lend a hand. With your lisp and hi voice and the way you walk, I'm sure they'll do more then clean the bug off.
 
Well I would say shoot the damned window with the Lapua but you'd probably kill the neighbor! Although, someone with as much money as you probably doesn't have neighbors.






Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!
 
Im guessin you've been creepin on my facebook page and am wondering how I've kept my car so clean. Well if you will notice in this picture the windows are squeaky clean where only moments earlier I had a massive dragon fly splat on it.

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and this thing goes so fast in reverse that I had tons of bug splats on the rear window also but I managed to clean those off as well.

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PM and I will let you know how to properly clean yours :)




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Good job NV! I've been being a good boy on here and haven't been pissing people off. Haven't even made myself look like an aerogant arse even once in the last few months. Then you go and poke at my wife and she does it for me.
 
LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-11 AT 10:22PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Nov-17-11 AT 10:21?PM (MST)

Any bets on future license plate text:

SMKNHOT

TIPSTER

GO-TIP

JAGME

FLUNTIT

BISTNKY

CEEYA

BUGKLR

MYTURN

When can I drive?

DC
 
Looks like you guys missed a spot where landscaping is needed. The planter area by the walking path.

Nice car by the way.
 
QTPIE,

LMAO! Actually I have NOT been creeping on your facebook! Just went fishing and got lucky. But thank you so much for posting the pictures! You make my job so easy. :)

That things pretty nice. Bet its a blast to drive. Even though yellow isn't my color I do like that low profile racey look.

Nice car too. ;-)
 
Isn't this the same Stinky that was complaining about not having enough money to put in for tags at the Expo this year? Looks like somebody was sandbagging us.
 
ROFLMAO!

I'm a little disturbed you know that feleno. At least now I know who sancho is lol.
 
and yes this time last year I was in a really tight spot. However I have since managed to find work for all my rigs.
 
why the heck did u post that hh? now qt is going to know why i wash her car so much and where i take it to get it done. the girls arent that great at washing though. i usually have to run my car through that wash 50 or 60 times in a row before its cleaned good enough for my standards.
 
So... what you're saying is that your wife isn't hot enough to wash the car so you have to find alternatives? While I completely agree, I'll get the popcorn while you explain this to her!








Piper, how's your period?

Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!

440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!
 
Sooo um, any of you guys on here in need of a single white female, with a really nice car, and half her husbands money and guns? I guess I am apparently not much to look at, but what i obivoiusly lack in the looks department, i make up for in other areas ;)

Only requirement on your part is that you take me hunting, and you gotta be better looking then my current ahole of a husband since i only like upgrades...should'nt be too hard.





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>and you gotta be better
>looking then my current ahole
>of a husband since i
>only like upgrades...should'nt be too
>hard.

+1000
 
QTPIE, are you hitting on me? ;-)

I already have a single white female with a nice car and half her husbands money... or two... but I can always use a spare. I'm pretty sure I'm an upgrade in the looks department. Hell I think everyone here is.
 
Heck ya nv....your getting more attractive as we speak (or type). Ha ha! And you were even nice to me after I called you out for creepin on my Facebook.... Have you gone back on your meds finally? Maybe you don't hate me afterall :)



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Doubled up on my meds and went to a vodka chaser. Me nice? Let's not get carried away. But my list of people I hate I pretty short.

I am thinking of creeping on your facebook though.
 
>That things pretty nice. Bet its
>a blast to drive. Even
>though yellow isn't my color
>I do like that low
>profile racey look.
>
>Nice car too. ;-)


 
stinky stopped off at the Quick-sack
for some munchies & bullets
the old man NVB took my money
as he stared at my wifes Lotus
He said I had one just like her son
in 1963
'Til a man down at the bank took her from me


Oh, she was hotter than a two dollar pistol
she was the fastest thing in town
long and lean every young man's dream
she turned every head in town
she was built, and fun to handle son
I'm glad that you walked in
she reminds me of the one I loved back then


So I handed him my keys and said here NVB take 'her' for a spin
the old man NVB scratched his head, and then he looked at me and grinned
He said stinky, you just don't understand
it ain't the car I want
It's the blonde/brunnette in your wifes Lotus that turns me on


Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can
 
I don't know Bess, the lotus is probably lower maintenance and cheaper in the long run. Plus you could always part it out if there was an accident. If you drove it off a cliff there would probably be more salvage than just the airbags. ;-)
 
i dont think qt can die in a car wreck. double airbags gotta count for somethin right. holy crap bessy ur killin me. hey nv when can u come pick her up? the payments on that car i can live with. those monthly special entertainment fees shes costing me are outrageous!
 
Ah this thread reminds me of two of my favorite quotes.

""It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.?Aristotle

and

?Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.?
-Albert Camus

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