Unwanted guest.

1911 · May 14, 2013

Any ideas on how to get rid of unwanted company. I ran across a vagrant looking for help awhile back. I thought I'd be a nice guy and try to get the fellow back on his feet by putting him to work with a kitchen remodel. Now the remodel (lousy one at that) is over and I can't get him to leave. The local PD says he has been here long enough that I will have to go through an eviction process which may take quite some time. The guy's a real dickweed.

elkassassin · May 14, 2013

Well!

It's time to show him where Sis Lives!

For GAWDS Sakes don't leave him Home Alone with Lil Red while you're at work!

Kiddin Red & RANS!

The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

tailchasers · May 14, 2013

LAST EDITED ON May-14-13 AT 08:30PM (MST)[p]Honesty is typically the best answer. Tell him its time to move on. Otherwise take him with ya on a short trip and make a stop at a gas station to fuel up and leave his butt there. I have read another member has been successful with this strategy but for dumping a spouse.

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."

rutnbuck · May 14, 2013

Can he cook? Dose he have a sister?
Maybe you could rent him to the clubhouse!

Rutnbuck

model700 · May 14, 2013

Shoot him in the azz with a bb gun the first time you get a chance. Then reload it and shoot him again!

smitty · May 14, 2013

if you don't have a BB gun you can borrow my 12 gauge. It shoots BB's.

smackdaddy · May 14, 2013

Give him gas money to Altamont.....
tell him the grass is greener their!
(or is that cali?)
smack

RELH · May 15, 2013

1911 do not worry. Your troubles are over. I am on my way with the kerosene and old betsy. That is a imposter posing as my Cuz trying to cuddle up against Red.

I will be there in a few days with the kerosene and my trusty old Betsy to shoo him away from your abode. Oh, by the way, do you have a spare bedroom, I may have to spend a week or two there. I will sure love speaking to Red while there.

RELH

LESGO54 · May 16, 2013

hey 45. you should know how to get ride of him. but ill remind u. just place a few (5) single 1 dollar bills leading out the door. dickweed is so TIGHT that he will follow the bills out and just lock the door when he gets out the house. problem solved. if that doesnt work i have his wifes phone number. just call her and he is a gonner.

overton · May 18, 2013

JFP you guys are aholes...except Cuz and I'm a little worried about him too.

RELH · May 18, 2013

Sorry about that Cuz. I got jealous about you getting to cuddle with Red. I will admit that you did great on getting even with 1911. Just don't tell me that Red is also a great cook because then I will really get upset and jealous.

Give her a hug for me, and do it in front of 1911. That will teach him bad mouthing hillbillies.

RELH

fireball77 · May 20, 2013

I am a great cook and a huge cuddler, ask rans ...he gives the best hugs, and when he gave me yours, he got slapped for a "accidental" boob grab !!!

overton · May 20, 2013

Was no accident baby...

fireball77 · May 20, 2013

Why do you think you got slapped!!!

RELH · May 20, 2013

Thats my Cuz. True hillbilly all the way. Cuz I would ask you how it felt, but I won't. I do not want Red driving all the way to CA. to slap the living tar out of me.

RELH