Two Muslim Moms (Joke)

[idabigbuck]

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's
milk.

The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through
pictures and reminiscing.

This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now."

The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

Mom says, "He's a martyr now."

"Oh, so sad, my dear."

Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid.
He would be 21."

"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."
Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

"Oh gracious me," says the second mother.

"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18."
Mom whispers.

"Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
started school."

"He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
wistfully at the photos and says,

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

 

[overton]

Oh my! I'd thought my guts split and fell out on the ground. How true. A joke must have a grain of truth to be funny and this one surpasses that. Keep these coming.


Ransom

 

[kilbuc]

Overton, just for you...... a guy walks into a bar. Looks down the counter and sees a guy studying some papers, he asks the bartender "isn't that President Bush" bartender says yes. Guy walks over, introduces himself and ask the President what he's doing. The President responds,... planning WWIII, going to kill 140,000,000 Muslims and 1 beautiful blonde with big boobs. Guy asks why are you going to kill a blonde with big boobs, the President looks over at the bartender and says "I told you nobody would care about 140,000,000 Muslims.

from the "Heartland of Wyoming"

 

[overton]

You guys are killing me! Bush better not kill the blonde. Now every body knows I have a weakness for blondes.


Ransom