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cameraguy
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local
Town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said,
"Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower
Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first
Little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
Completely naked, streaked, as fast as an old lady can, through the
Front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The smiling, naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
Town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said,
"Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower
Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first
Little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
Completely naked, streaked, as fast as an old lady can, through the
Front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The smiling, naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
