TSA Results for May 2012

[OutdoorWriter]

May Statistics For Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

> Transvestites 133
> Hernias 1,485
> Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
> Enlarged Prostates 8,249
> Breast Implants 59,350
> Natural Blondes 3
> Terrorists Discovered 0



TONY MANDILE

How To Hunt Coues Deer

 

[STEELSTUD]

They got me Wednesday for a wrangler sticker on the back of my pants.

 

[kawboy]

They still owe justr a nice dinner


I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!