I thought y'all might get a kick out of this one.
Check this out...true story?
A woman from
> Los Angeles , who was a tree
> hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland,
> near Grants Pass ,
> OR .. There was a large
> tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
> good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
> to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered
> a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
> splinters in her crotch.
>
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
> She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter
> and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> listened to her story with great patience and then told her
> to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
> help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
> reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so
> long?'
>
> He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get
> permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm
> sorry, but they turned me
> down.'
Check this out...true story?
A woman from
> Los Angeles , who was a tree
> hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland,
> near Grants Pass ,
> OR .. There was a large
> tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a
> good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
> to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered
> a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many
> splinters in her crotch.
>
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
> She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter
> and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> listened to her story with great patience and then told her
> to go into the examining room and he would see if he could
> help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor
> reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so
> long?'
>
> He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get
> permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm
> sorry, but they turned me
> down.'
