Sitting together on a train were Obama, a Cajun, a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.No one speaks.The old lady thinks:Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.The blonde girl thinks:Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.Obama thinks:Cajun must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Cajun thinks:I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shiit out of Obama again.
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