NVBighorn
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An older Redneck from Alabama married a sweet, young thang half his age.
After several months, the sweet, young thang complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Redneck women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the local country Veterinarian, since there was no doctor anywhere in the county.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mama and Daddy would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier.
So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the sweet, young thang to climax. So the couple hired a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for the sweet, young thang to change partners and have the virile, young man have sex with her, while the elderly redneck husband waved the towel.
They tried it that night and the sweet, young thang went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it was over, the elderly, Redneck husband smugly looked down at the strong, virile, young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya wave a towel."
After several months, the sweet, young thang complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Redneck women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the local country Veterinarian, since there was no doctor anywhere in the county.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Mama and Daddy would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier.
So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the sweet, young thang to climax. So the couple hired a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for the sweet, young thang to change partners and have the virile, young man have sex with her, while the elderly redneck husband waved the towel.
They tried it that night and the sweet, young thang went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one after the other.
When it was over, the elderly, Redneck husband smugly looked down at the strong, virile, young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya wave a towel."
