Tom's Scrotum

[BigFly]

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.

The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."







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[Feleno]

Good one.
Probably the same lady that thought Muammar Gaddafi was the leader of Labia

 

[WHT_MTNMAN]

When I was young a bunch of us were hanging out with some girls and one of my buddies got hit in the sternum. He was dancing around acting like a little kid yelling to all the girls and parents etc.. " I hurt so bad, I got hit in the scrotum" To this day it is something we talk about everytime we get together. Priceless.

 

[Hardway]

Thanks manny.

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