Tiger Woods Car Crash

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bigandtasty

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That's too bad he got in a accident, but the media is sure putting a spin on it!
2:25am, supposedly he hit a fire hydrant.
His wife smashed a window, with a golf club, "to help him out".
Multiple lacerations to face.
No alcohol involved.
"Charges pending".
Suppose affair with another women..
 
it seems fishy, 2:30 A.M. no alcohol, and you hit a tree and a fire hydrate...... how does that happen?
 
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Home : Tiger Woods : Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 6:08AM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.



Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.







....and I thought money bought happiness....hmmmmm

great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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Tiger could have done better than her!
Sounds like she is a psycho or something....

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He was probably getting a BJ and didn't tell her about the surprise she was about to get!
 
I hope she didn't use his new Nike driver. Those things are high dollar!

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
marco, given the wording of this paragraph in that story, that was actually funny.

"Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant."


Bold emphasis added for dramatic effect.
 
Charges are pending...that means absoluetely nothing. It MAY mean that they are thinking about it, that they are waiting, or that they need more information or that NOTHING is going on..it is the same thing as either saying the sun coming up or NOT going to come up tomorrow is pending. It says that something that in no way is ever going to happen is on hold...it is a statement designed to keep you out of court.

Also, my guess is that the window was broken before the accident...and Nike golf equipment, you may care how much they cost, by to Tiger, they come by the case, just for the asking.

My guess is that he is lieand about his wife's involvement...wait and see if she doesn't get quietly dumped.

John 14:6
 
>Sounds like Tiger might have made
>a "hole in one" somewhere
>other than his home course
>

He may be asking for a "Mulligan" though :)

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
 
>>Sounds like Tiger might have made
>>a "hole in one" somewhere
>>other than his home course
>>
>
>He may be asking for a
>"Mulligan" though :)
>


Sounds like he should spend a little more time at the driving range.
 
Maybe he should have been looking at the birdie putt instead of the pretty butt?

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
You guys are funny!





"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
Tiger never has been very good at stroke play. If he dumps Elin I'll gladly take her in... poor girl.. "come to papa"

Slick
 
Now Tiger is saying it's an embarassing situation. Yes, well we've all had those.


Gotta be careful when you putter a round and make sure know how you balls will behave with the lay of the green. Sometimes you gotta control your swing and know when to use your wood. Interesting he drives a Caddy.

I don't know, I'm all out of golf metaphors. I have limited knowledge of gold. I'll have look in my bag.
 
Feleno, she's not that great looking but maybe she can really "grip it and rip it!"

Or maybe she has a great flop shot.

Or maybe she is good with the bump and run.

Or maybe she just wants to grip his putter.

She might even want to be his caddy and wash his balls.

Who knows?

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
>not sure it was worth it.
>Whudya think of her?
>
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Looks like Tiger is playing with a little bit of a shank.

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
 
hes lying!celeb's get off easy in FLA! OJ!!! HULKS kids got away from lots of stuff before messing up his friend for life!!
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rackmaster
 
the man makes millions and millions and millions and his cranky old bag of a wife won't let him get a little action on the side?
 
"the man makes millions and millions and millions and his cranky old bag of a wife won't let him get a little action on the side?"

+1

Yep, he ought to buy her a set of luggage and give her gas money!

Pay now or pay her later. Cut your losses Tiger and Run!! :)

Joey
 
Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars. And now he has a hole in one.

Why did Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards. :)

joey
 

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