Thunder and lightning

[adamsoa]

If you hear a "loud rumble" tonite in the sky, don't worry. It's not thunder. It's Elvis beatin' the ##### out of Micheal Jackson for marrying his daughter.

 

[one_dryboot]

Even elvis knows it was a big cover-up. His daughter was much to old for jackson. and the wrong gender

 

[BuckSnort]

I dont think MJ will be up in the sky....Child molesters dont end up there...

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