Three Little Ducks

[Model_70_Guy]

Three little ducks go into a Bar......



'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been, Huey?'

'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.


'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.

'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked.

'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'


The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'


'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.

'My name is Puddles.'

 

[BuckSnort]

LMAO

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[Paul_Crawford]

Jim, that was a good one. December is fast approaching!!! pc

 

[AZStickman]

Nice.... Terry

 

[Gator]

Is it duck season yet. LOL

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

 

[Sniper1]

Its duck season year round for me. And there are always plenty of puddles where i go.

 

[Model_70_Guy]

>Jim, that was a good one.
>December is fast approaching!!! pc

I know Paul.. That G-3 tag is burning a hole in my pocket so to speak and I sure am looking forward to attaching it to a big set of antlers. C'mon December and bring on the snow!