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cameraguy
Guest
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
And one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for
A hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from
The sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two To life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so
Patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
Winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes
To do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
Running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently
As the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
And laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have
Fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?"
He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh,
Yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time,
I'll hold the pigeon down and you ##### on its head."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
And one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for
A hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from
The sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two To life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so
Patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal
Winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes
To do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
Running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently
As the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath
And laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have
Fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?"
He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh,
Yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time,
I'll hold the pigeon down and you ##### on its head."
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
